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Fuck, it's Monday morning, the alarm went off, and it's 7am. Damn that alarm. Damn it. *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* It just keeps blaring that damn signal... Ugh! What do you do?
I reach over my bed, hit the switch, yawn for a couple of seconds and head to the bathroom to brush my teeth...
I kill that fucking alarm, that dirty motherfucking alarm, kill it some more, grumble, and then fall back on my side, asleep.
Huh? Alarm? Ehh... it can do what it wants... I'm in my happy dream world right now... Oh yeah...
Ehh...? Whuzzahhhhyaaawaal'z talking 'bbouut, huhhh? Fuck... I'm sooooo hungover...
d00d, I've been up far before that sucker went off. I'm going to walk into my room and turn off the alarm.
I'm going to let it keep playing, because that alarm is set to play my happy anime music! eyay~ XD


Somehow, someway, you manage to drudge yourself out of bed and you eventually find yourself in the parking lot on campus. It's 8:55. Your class starts at 9:00. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. What do you do?
Tighten my shoelaces, stretch my legs really quick, and then haul some ass to class!
Hmm... I'm going to go wait 10 minutes for the shuttle service, wait 10 minutes riding on the shuttle service, and then I'm going to walk to class for the next 5 minutes... There's no point in getting all sweaty and tired for class.
Fukkit. No point in coming twenty minutes late for a fifty minute class. I'm gonna head over to the Student Union and chill for a bit...
Screw it. I guess I'll head over to the Anime Club and pray that those bastards haven't shown Naruto yet without me! I'll kill them, I swear to Belldandy!
Ha! 5 minutes? That is NOTHING TO ME! NOTHING! Ph33r my mad traveling skillz!
Class? I'm not here for class. I'm here to paaaaaaaaaahtay! LET'S GET DRUNK! OH YEAH!


HOLY ZEN! Ahhhhh! You realized that you have to go to class because there's a test today! SHIT! You finally bust open the door to the classroom, and your Women's Studies teacher is staring you down coldly. As you go to reach for the test, she says: "Late for my test! HRMPH! LET'S SEE YOU DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN A "D"!" What a bitch! What do you say to her?
"Heyyy Ms... Whutsyername...? L-lighten up... Treat one another as you would... huh? Just gimme that thing..." *Offer her some of your booze in addition*
"Bitch, fuck off!" *Storm out*
"I'm sorry Ms. Manater! I promise I'll never be late again! I promise!"
"Ahh! Traffic was horrible on the 405 today! I swear it wasn't my fault!" *Continue to fast-talk until she dismisses you*
"'D'?!? HA! I'll show you." *Take the test arrogantly*
"..."


What a bitch, I swear... Anyways, you're almost done, and the last question is... "CSULB is 70% female. Give an explanation for this, and detail your feelings."
See, the reason why CSULB is 70% women is because I'm here. And I like it.
CSULB is 70% women because of the arts-oriented nature of CSULB, and women are more prone to the arts. I feel that this is a strong show for how women are gaining more power in society.
Goatse. 'nuff said.
What?!? CSULB Is 70% WOMEN!??!?! HOAH YEAH!*Leave class*
It is because all the women are here to learn important things FROM ME! I TEACH THEM GOOD


Finally! Enough of that boring test! Now that you're out of class, what are you going to do?
LET'S GET WASTED! EYEAH~!
I'm going to go find my best friend.
Gather up the d00ds and grab some grub.
Go read my manga. OH YES~ NARUTO!
Go shrug off all those lame people who are constantly pestering me...
Hit on that really cute girl/guy that's in the student union! Yeah!
Time for some l33t gaming... Ph33r m3...


So... You set your bags down, take out your burger, and out of the corner of your eye you see a fist coming straight at you...INCOMING!
Gracefully sidestep to the left, grab my assailant's arm, and *CRACK*! All too easy.
DUCK! And then run behind my best friend.
Let it hit me right in the face. Let's see if they want to keep swinging after I don't even budge... OH YEAH!
Get nailed right in the face! OH YES MY QUEEN! SOCK IT TO ME!!!
Vividly picture what Spike from 'Cowboy Bebop' would do in this situation... And then get nailed after thinking about it too long...
Use l33t g4m3rz 5k1llz and 0wnz0r h1m.
Get hit in the face. I'm drunk enough I won't feel it, and it's not like I haven't died before...
Guard! And then TEACH HIM HOW TO SUCK MAD PENIS!!!


Phew, that was close. But you sure showed him what's up! Alright... Well, it's time to go home, yeah?
YES IT IS! IT IS L33T GAMING TIME!
Yeah, homework needs to be done...
Not yet, I need to steal this guy's stuff for money.
After I'm done TEACHING THIS GUY HOW TO SUCK MAD PENIS!!!
It's GOATSE TIME FOR THIS MOTHER!
Ah... I need... hospital...
No... It's time to get wasted again!!! YES!


And finally...
Huh?
What the hell?
D13z0r.
*Sigh*
...
OH YEAH! ANOTHER Fo'tay fo' me! *Hiccup*
BEASTY!








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